Empty bowels. The beginning to a new beginning.

Its been a long time, sorry for the long postponing for those who even care haha This mornings' story is pretty graphic, so if you dont like it then im sorry. O:

Morning:

So about an hour ago i woke up needing to use the bathroom, but because my roommate was asleep i decided to just wait until i got to work(We share a bathroom). I parked on campus and once i stepped out of my car my body began to give me signs that i was about to explode. This wasn't a very pleasant experience at all. I walked for a good 3 minutes to get to the building i work at and once i stepped through the automatic doors i had a terrible task ahead of me...stairs. Half way up the stairs i had to stop because if i didn't i would have been covered in chocolate like a 2 year old child with a hershey's bar. I finally made it to the top! I creeped to the bathroom, butt cheeks clenched and all, sliding my feet, inching closer and closer to my destination. The first stall i enter, of course, had no toilet paper. (Thank God i cover the toilet seat before i sit down in public restrooms) So i check the next reliable toilet. The toilet failed me. It was pee stained and pube covered, but i had 2 choices. I could turn around and crap myself or i could sit on that filthy seat without the layers and layers of toilet paper needed. I did the 3rd thing that came to mind which was to hover. Yes, hover. I did not care if i made a spilled mess as long as there were no pubes or pee on my bum. BEST decision EVER. I was relieved and there was no mess. HUZZAH! It was a grand event! With clean skin and no mess to be found i gracefully left that bathroom with a smile on my face and feeling good as ever. So good morning all! and ill be back later today. Oh also, if you're bored look through my playlist. I have an accumulation of old shows i used to enjoy watching as a kid. Enjoy the nostalgia.




Update:

Went to some thrift stores with Michael and Ashley today and got some really cool sweaters and the final product of my halloween costume :DD Ashley then proceeded to convince the both of us that we should swim, so we did and it was fun! :D Cooked dinner after which was just pasta and chicken aaaaaaaaaaaand now im headed to a friends place so hope all of you enjoyed your day as much as i did.

I poop. I pee. I'm human.